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Love Greeting Card | You Are An Idiot

$6.60

For the person you love despite themselves. This bold, cheeky letterpress card reads “You’re an idiot and for some reason I like you” in striking red type — the perfect card for the relationship where honesty and affection go hand in hand.

Large, loud, and guaranteed to get a laugh, it’s the anti-Valentine’s card that's actually the most romantic thing you could send.

  • Letterpress printed in the UK
  • Bold red typographic design on premium card stock
  • Blank inside
  • By Archivist Gallery

Found the one? Simply select your card, then add your personal message in the Gift Message or Order Notes field at checkout. We’ll print your words inside and tuck it into your order — no extra steps, no separate mailing required.

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same-day local delivery in the DC metro area

Need flowers today? Place your order by 11am and we’ll deliver your flowers the same day—beautifully arranged and super fresh.

one-of-a-kind, designer crafted florals

Every arrangement is crafted by our designers, using fresh blooms and greenery. Artful and thoughtful, made just for your occasion.

sustainable packaging +
minimal waste

Our flowers don’t just look good—they do good. We use eco-conscious packaging and design with intention to reduce waste at every step.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Each of our arrangements is handcrafted by a collective of local florists using premium, ethically sourced blooms — many from women-led, fair-trade farms. We design with intention, avoid mass-market styles, and often pair our flowers.

The arrangements are designed using a seasonal selection of flowers fresh from our farmers and wholesalers each week. We pride ourselves on the creativity, thoughtfulness, and unique design that goes into each arrangement.

Yes, order by 11 am for same-day delivery. Ordering for in-store pick up is available until 30 mins before we close.

Yes you can send all our items a gift with a personal message. Just leave your note in the gift message box at the time of ordering or send us an email at info@blooms-collective.com

one-of-a-kind bouquets

Every bouquet we create is unique—designed by hand, with seasonal flowers chosen for their color, texture, and charm. No pre-made templates, no mass production. Just fresh florals arranged with care and creativity, made to surprise and delight.

Designer-made from fresh flowers

Each arrangement is thoughtfully crafted by our in-house team using the freshest blooms of the season—no two bouquets are ever the same.

Hand-tied with intention

We design every bouquet with balance, movement, and style in mind—creating florals that feel personal, expressive, and full of life.

local delivery & pickups

Fresh flowers, right when you need them. We offer same-day delivery across the DC area and easy pickups from our studio. Whether it’s a last-minute gift or a regular treat, we make getting flowers simple and seamless.

Same-day local delivery

Place your order by 11am and we’ll hand-deliver your flowers the very same day—fresh, fast, and handled with care.

Quick & easy pickups

Prefer to swing by? Choose pickup at checkout and your bouquet will be ready when you are, beautifully wrapped and waiting.

how it works

fresh flowers, zero hassle—here’s how we make it easy.

1. order flowers

Pick your favorite product or sign up for a subscription. Whether it’s a one-time gift or your regular flower fix, ordering takes just minutes.

2. get attentive, speedy delivery

Order by 11am and we’ll hand-deliver your flowers the same day. Beautiful blooms, right to your door—fast, fresh, and on time.

3. enjoy until the next delivery

Subscribers receive curated bouquets, designed with seasonal flowers. Sign yourself or your loved one up today!

what our customers are saying

Heartfelt words from flower lovers, gift-givers, and everyday romantics.

★★★★★

A Thanksgiving Masterpiece

I ordered a Thanksgiving centerpiece from Blooms Collective and I’m so happy I did! The arrangement was absolutely stunning—but what really stood out were the little details. The massive roses and pomegranates were the first thing you noticed, and they totally nailed the vibe I was going for.

Anne J.

★★★★★

Valentine’s Day to Birthdays

My mom sent me and my sister flowers from Blooms Collective for Valentine’s Day, and they were gorgeous! Since then, I’ve been getting flowers from them for all my friends’ birthdays. The owners are super friendly and make it really easy to pop in and grab a bouquet. 10/10 would recommend!

Gabby K.

★★★★★

Beauty and Fragrance

Over the past two months, I received two bouquets from Blooms Collective, and both were amazing. There were at least 10 different types of flowers in each one, the colors were beautiful, and the scent was just incredible. I highly recommend them!

Cathy N.

★★★★★

Flowers with Heart

I ordered a wreath for my father’s grave at Arlington Cemetery and was so touched by how wonderful and helpful the team was. They responded quickly, kept me updated, and even offered delivery. The wreath was absolutely beautiful—I was so proud to have it on his gravesite.

Carrie O.

★★★★★

Exquisite Arrangements

Blooms Collective creates the most exquisite arrangements in DC. Their flower selection is top-notch, and the customer service is just as impressive. I’m so glad they’re part of the local business scene—an arrangement from here brings so much joy!

Rachel S.

★★★★★

More Than Just a Flower Shop

This was the best floral shop experience I’ve ever had. I got a beautiful bouquet for my partner, and the shop itself is also a community space that hosts events and classes. It’s run by just two amazing people, and you can really feel the care they put into everything. I seriously recommend checking them out.

Caleb L.